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General Category => Law/Legal => Topic started by: strangersmind on December 08, 2018, 05:32:50 PM

Title: Jesus removed from church
Post by: strangersmind on December 08, 2018, 05:32:50 PM
Here in the Philippines a while back, a church was following a man to came to be Jesus. Well this (jesus) started to get sick, and for months he was getting more sick. So he tells his followers don't worry I will rise agin and be with you. Well the lier fake Jesus died. So what the followers did is put him in church on a alter like place and all waited for him to I guess wake up. Well the neborhood been complaining for weeks of the smell so the police had to force there way in to remove there dead jesus.

The states any rotten corpus must  be buried.

I wonder how long they would stay with the  rotten body before they released he was all a lie
Title: Re: Jesus removed from church
Post by: creationliberty on December 08, 2018, 06:04:20 PM
Hahahaha! Do you have a news article for that? I would love to read it.
Title: Re: Jesus removed from church
Post by: Zoologistkid on December 08, 2018, 06:10:24 PM
Reminds me of the times when people claim they are coming in "the Spirit of Elijah" which is something that Christ keeps deadly serious.
Title: Re: Jesus removed from church
Post by: Kenneth Winslow on December 08, 2018, 08:10:05 PM
This is one of the reasons why I preach in public, "Don't follow dead people!"
 ;D
Title: Re: Jesus removed from church
Post by: Masha on December 09, 2018, 11:04:31 AM
I had heard about the man, but this is insane! If there's a article I would gladly read it, and send it on to some people I know.
Title: Re: Jesus removed from church
Post by: strangersmind on December 09, 2018, 04:47:23 PM
Yes I will look it up for you guys. I will see if I can find it in English. It was on the news on tv. They translate it for me. He is not the only jesus running around here. The one that died probably was poison by the other  (jesus) after all you only can have 1 false jesus on this island